SYMIG

S - Suck
Y - Your
M - Mum/Mom
I - Innit
G - G

Random Geezer: Fuck you batty boyyyyy!!!!
Cultured Individual: SYMIG

SYMIG by DutchVan derLinde July 15, 2021

Shmigga 

A really good friend.
You might call your homies your niggas, but a shmigga is a dude who you can always count on to be there for you.

Ey yo is Jeremy your boyfriend or something, I always see you with him all the time

Nah bro Jeremy is just my shmigga

Shmigga by RedBonnet November 12, 2019

Shmigee 

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

Shmigee by squidmans November 14, 2018

Smigarette 

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

Smigarette by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

Smiggbobbed 

You don’t want to get Smiggbobbed, some would say to get Smiggbobbed isn’t a big deal, but it is. You can get Smiggedbobbed by someone, or yourself.

“Jerry Jerry, he Smiggbobbed me”

Smiggbobbed by Is the troll face meme dead? September 1, 2018

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

Smiggins

1) Someone with a very very wet and excited vagina.

2) OR more commonly known as calling someone a name.

1) Sophie: did you just get a smiggins?
Katie: yes i did. i got too excited by you ;)

2) Katie: Oi smiggins.
Sophie: what do you want ?

Smiggins by Katie a.k.a SMIGGINS August 25, 2009