sydrome

someone who acts like a spasticated fool.

shut up you sydrome.

by age July 25, 2003

cool guy sydrome

ADHD, Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder

Got diagnosed with cool guy sydrome...now I take adderall

by turtlekid7 December 18, 2017

Blowjob Sydrome

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

Symtoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"

- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.

by Who knows?? i'll never tell you! May 13, 2006

Charlie Harper Sydrome

Based off the tv character Charlie from 2 and a half men, when a person is fresh off a break-up with there significant other, chances are they will usually try to go for the rebound. But if the before mentioned person doesn't get a rebound in the first 2 weeks they drop their standards down a level. (example, from hot to cute, cute to average and so on.)

Yo, Robert has been single for a week after being dumped by Janet.
Yeah man pretty soon he's going to start the Charlie Harper Sydrome.

by Shawn Fournier December 17, 2008

EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.

by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011

golden pussy sydrome

A sickness suffered by stuck up pretentious women usually found in Toronto bars, who are only interested in the mansize of a guys wallet and material goods.

"Yo man, that biatch has golden pussy syndrome, she been tearin up the town with all my coin.

by Dr.D!gs May 20, 2004