Adjective: Texting shorthand for 'Single When She Wants To Be.' Said of a generally loyal woman who briefly violates her promise to her boyfriend (or husband) when a rare opportunity presents itself. A girl might be SWSW2B when her guy is OOT (out of town) and she strays for 1-night stand.
Justin'sOOT till next week, so she's SWSW2B - sweet!
"She Who Shall Not Be Named" This is an acronym used when you're sure that if you mention the heffa's true name, she'll put a voodoo hex on you.
Beyonce only opened up House of Dereon, because the controlling SWSNBN* wants everyone to have the oportunity to look like a cracked-out Tina Turner, too.
Someone who shouldn't be shirtless. Usually said to warn those around them of a guy who should not be shirtless. Can also be used to reference someone who should be shirtless by emphasizing the S in SW~S~BS.
Personone: "Check out that SWSBS over there."
Person two: "Bruh."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).