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An abreviated way of writting Serious Business.
Internet is SRSBSNS! Respect!
SRSBSNS by UNICODE April 2, 2009
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skateboarding trick, meaning switch stance back side tailslide, very difficult
kid was bustin out tha ssbsts on the ledge and we was all "ooooh snap"
ssbsts by foodhead June 22, 2004

Hobbled by Swabs 

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
Hobbled by Swabs by YAWA April 17, 2020
A sarcastic way of saying "serious business" by stating it in such a juvenile matter.
Matt: "I have a Ping Pong tournament so I can't make it to your birthday."

Nick: "Whoa, sounds like srsbsns."
srsbsns by SmolderingRock May 19, 2009

Swabs VHS 

"My girlfriend told me she can't go to the movie tonight. It's Swabs VHS though because I wanted to dump that booty anyway!"
Swabs VHS by Swagger Wagger jr. February 25, 2017
Acronym for Skinny White Boy Syndrome, a common ailment among skinny white boys preventing them from ever getting tan or building muscle. Can be cured with a trail vaccine or by gaining a beer gut and a rash.
He's got SWBS bad; whenever he takes off his shirt, we're blinded unless he turns sideways.
SWBS by Soo-Donym November 2, 2013