SWOMP MONKEY

A HIDEOUS FAT DOUCHE BAG WHO THINKS HES THE SHIT, BUT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY MONKEY.

LINLEY.. DID YOU SEE THAT SWOMP MONKEY RICK AT BROCKS LAST WEEK?....

by BBBBBBEEEEVEE August 6, 2010

swamp monkey

Natural inhabitant of New Orleans who shares a common style popularized by the american rapper lil wayne

man u look like a real swamp monkey today

by trini tray and simon wiesman June 15, 2010

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

Monkey Stomp

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.

by Big Poppa May 5, 2003

monkey stomp

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

Monkey Stomp

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

by Roy October 21, 2003