swavesey is 'the best school ever' HA YOU THOUGHT ! it's a shit school with cardboard roof tiles that the year nines punch in , all the girls are skanky and boys are ugly ! teachers all have a ankle fetish. JG forhead is bigger than africa, SN looks like a squirrel and DM is a sensitive prick that cried when MA took his timer . the toilet doors have all the gossip on them like how GBJ stuffs her bra and how LK is fishy . if you look in the roof of the toilet you'll find some piff . Remember no white socks
omg look at that shit school *points at swavesey village collage * we love swavesey village collage SVC rules
A toxic executive archetype: usually a volatile tech or finance-sector leader with weak people-management skills who rules through fear, threatens to fire strong employees, constantly reshuffles management, and leaves departments understaffed for long stretches. Commonly associated with high-pressure corporate environments and leaders who came from places like Charles Schwab, where ego, instability, and intimidation are mistaken for leadership. Often described as “a chronicle in real time” because the chaos repeats itself so predictably that employees can practically document each meltdown as part of an ongoing series.
* “Our department’s been a mess ever since the SVC started threatening people in meetings.”
* “Classic SVC move — transfer the manager, never replace them, then blame the team for falling behind.”
* “Nobody knows if they’re actually getting fired or if the SVC is just having another meltdown.”
* “The company keeps losing good employees because the SVC thinks fear equals leadership.”
* “He went full SVC during the call and started telling top performers they were replaceable.”
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*