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Helen Keller suprize 

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)
The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.

Suprize Morsel 

When u glide your tongue in between your cheeks and you get a tiny morsel of food that was from hours past.
Dude I toatally just got a suprize morsel from that spaghetti earlier!!

poptart suprize 

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart
Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night
poptart suprize by back of my hand September 17, 2009

viking cream pie suprize 

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.
either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

Cynder Suprize

a surprise of awesome-ness, quite like a kinder surprise except reversed (creamy on outside chocolate on inside)

a Cynder Suprize can also be a "Cyndel" who has stopped running around and has Settled, making it a Surprise because nobody thought it would ever happen

Cynder Suprize is also a famous YouTube Lesbian known for her Optimism and love for others
hey have you tried the new Cynder Suprize. its the tastiest treat i have ever put in my mouth
Cynder Suprize by b4byf4c3s-b1tch December 28, 2010