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stupid fucker 

someone who is just in it for a one night stand -- even when the other person is rich, beautiful, loves them and is ready to have children with them even if they have to hide it from the public.

Particularly someone who intentionally gets drunk to commit such one night stands after long plans to set up the opportunity.
I banged Paris Hilton then pushed her out of the car into the mud after she asked me to marry her. Boy I am a stupid fucker or what?

I stole Brad Pitt from his wife that night then ran away when he offered me her ring. I guess I am a pretty stupid fucker.

stupid-fucker flight 

The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.
This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.

5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?
stupid-fucker flight by YAWA March 16, 2020

Stupid fuckin fucker 

A word used to describe an absolutely moron
James, you're a stupid fuckin fucker, but you're my brother and i won't let the kickfliping douche eat your toenails.

stupid ass mother fucker 

a person that is stupid and smells like ass
Josh, your a stupid ass mother fucker, like for real go take a shower.

stupid ass mother fucker 

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man
He's a stupid ass mother fucker.

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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