Straight Men

1.Sacasticly referring to anyone who is homosexual or has a questionable sexuality.
2. Someone who is not cool at all
3. Fark

1. Man fuck that guy he is such a straight man
2. Dude look at guys, Straight men
3. Mark Schlosser is a straigh man

by G1 Crew September 28, 2005

straight men

A Disgusting creature that has not yet been figured out, yet everybody hates their d*mbasses. We should stay far away from them and contain them in cages. They are very nasty and dangerous!

"Ew is that a straight man!?!?" "A straight man? OH MY GOD!" "I hate straight men so much!"

by celestialdemonz September 17, 2020

cis straight christian white men

he invented pretty much everything good and bad

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.

by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022

Straightenin’

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.

"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "

by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Straightening pussy

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.

Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!

by Alec234 January 23, 2019