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Andrew: "My new apartment doesn't have internet."

You: "STOBY"

Andrew: "Huh?"

You: Sucks to be you
STOBY by Franglespish April 3, 2009
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Fish Story 

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.
Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.
Fish Story by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb
A piece of shit that's half liquid and half solid. It cannot be defined as diarrhoea nor constipation. It is both.
I'd give it a minute, I've just done a stoyve in there.

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.
We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

Storyteller 

(noun) A fucking liar. Not a simple confirm/deny liar, but the type of liar who creates absolute fabricated fiction
Betsy was a storyteller. Her man, Nick, wasn't hip to this fact yet. I saw her laughing to herself after blowing yet even more smoke up his ass when he tried to get slick and asked her why she stood him up on yet another date. Poor bastard.
Storyteller by Nikki Stixx September 26, 2019

True story

A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.
Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story
True story by daywalkz June 5, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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