The act of vomiting on ones face, then rubbing your dick on their face and having them lick the vomit off of your dick.
by MikeHawk May 20, 2008
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Contraction of Step Parent and John, to denote the awkward dynamic of a random dude that you owe nothing to suddenly guiding the life decisions of the only family member you somewhat concern for the well being of.
Hobbies Include:
Drinking/Drugging with your mom
Not having/keeping a job
Unearned familiarity
Appearing to have no friends or family in the area besides your mom
Not in contact with his own kids
Banging your mom
Contraction of Step Parent and John, to denote the awkward dynamic of a random dude that you owe nothing to suddenly guiding the life decisions of the only family member you somewhat concern for the well being of.
Hobbies Include:
Drinking/Drugging with your mom
Not having/keeping a job
Unearned familiarity
Appearing to have no friends or family in the area besides your mom
Not in contact with his own kids
Banging your mom
"Hey dude can I crash and play some video games at your house tonight? Stepjohn came back to my place with a half gallon of vodka from scrapping batteries and I just don't wanna deal with them tonight"
by Partial Recall July 1, 2019
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by TheNukeBomb July 8, 2021
Get the Stephobic mug.This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.
EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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