An obscure early JRPG for the NES only released in Japan. It is infamous for how absolutely atrocious it is, having incomprehensible spiriting, bad art, invisible towns, random warp tiles that bring you back to the beginning of the game, an insane number of bugs, huge balancing issues, terrible UI, starting back at Lv0 every time you load a save, allowing you to get completely stuck and soft locked if you didn't bring enough keys, etc. It is often regarded in japan as the "legendary shitty game" which is quite the accomplishment. Regardless, a massive patch/ROM Hack exists for the NES version that fixes the bugs and graphics so the game is actually playable, (it's still bad though) and a full remake made in RPG Maker XP also exists. No English translation of either the NES or RPG Maker version has ever been made due to the game's obscurity.
Guy 1: "Dragon Warrior II is by far the worst JRPG on the NES."
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
Guy 2: "Nah fam, STARGAZER is far, FAR worse."
Guy 1: "WTF is a STARGAZER?"
by KrimsonKatt January 13, 2022
When you watch someone from afar but you don't really talk to them, date them or they even really know you. But you basically think someone is physically attractive.
"I think I might have a crush on Tina" - Alex
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."
by Mandogy November 03, 2016
by holy guacomole September 11, 2019
1. A type of fish
2. A man gazing at the stars
3. A song by Rainbow and one of the best rock songs ever
2. A man gazing at the stars
3. A song by Rainbow and one of the best rock songs ever
by Joseph Hiller (Hiller II) September 19, 2019
when you tell your mother that you and you and your friends are at the beach gazing at the stars when in fact, you are all making out with eachother. This usually only happens on birthdays. Cause thats the rule.
by Lauren and Kelsey January 01, 2006
The act of watching someone's valuables when nature calls, such as when pulling an all-nighter at Starbucks.
Wow, I just can't hold it anymore, and you look like a respectable chap. Would you be willing to Stargaze my laptop while I hit the lav?
by Yugo Buoy July 11, 2014
To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.
Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."
by Mangofatdoody November 03, 2010