SRF 

Shitty Rectal Fingering

Something hugely unpleasant. Exactly as unpleasant as it sounds.

A psychopath who collects knives - just ordinary shitty big sharp knives - beats people up, kickes them in the head after they've fallen on the ground, then chases after them with four of his knives - two in each hand, throws Ventolin inhailers at people, throws wood-working planes at people, stabs them with blunt rusty old screw drivers, threatens them, and then makes up stories about how it was actually his victim who did all of that to him.

I really got an SRF, that is a Shitty Rectal Fingering last night. My head is bleeding from the metal object that some guy threw at me.

Don't SRF me!

SRF by Bimbo who doesn't speak Englis December 14, 2009

SRF 

Stiff Rectal Fucking.

Thing that closet homosexuals do, however it's something that also goes along with the following attributes/behaviours:

-Being violent with people.
-Kicking them in the head while they are lying on the ground.
-Threatening to kill them.
-Chasing after them with knives.
-Lying about who threatened whom.
-Lying in general.
-Kicking people for no apparent reason.
-Bad tempered.
-Balding.
-Idiot.

I was SRF-ed by that guy, and I'm completely straight.

Stop SRF-ing, and start being a decent individual.

SRF by nice baloon pics in the back! December 14, 2009

SRF 

Severe Rectal Failure: Diahrrea

I had SRF all morning and my asshole is so sore now!

SRF by Arch_Dnorr August 7, 2009

SRF 

Stands for Schweizer Radio und Fernsehen

Person 1: Let's Watch wilder
Person 2: Where tv channel?
Person 1: SRF is the key for watching wilder
Person 2: Let go, i am so happy to watch it

SRF by Bak Hyemi December 1, 2022

SRFG 

Showroom Floor Girl. This is the girl that always makes your plate, public pda, vocal admirations, massages, constant catering, They make you feel on pedestal just like that unreleased car that spins you wish you could have. You can take for drive once in a while and have moments, but it’s sole purpose is to entice. Secondly, to show off to others what they don’t have, but it’s not really available for keeps. Once one realizes it and moves on, they appear outdated, but right when the next “customer” comes along they shining bright as ever fulfilling their facade. Sadly they usually end up the ones passed their prime, with the most miles, and picked up way less than the value the previous prospect saw, and just ultimately picked up by someone willing because the specs that were once cool, but years later with no meaningful history, just become generic.

Man that’s one lucky guy... no man he just got a srfg.

SRFG by dirdam51 June 18, 2021

srfu 

semi-retarded fuck up

"Lazie, Srfu rn before I call ur mom!"

srfu by kjol2213 June 8, 2021

srfbar94j 

a new photographer of the sky

Srfbar94j takes many nice photos.

srfbar94j by omgitsShit November 22, 2021