spatny 

To be identified as the coolest person ever. To have an obsession with animal print-like things. To be associated with Mikers.

Also known as Spatters, Spatter Batter, Special K, and Sputnig

"Oh man, did you see that cool chick over there?"

"You mean Spatny?"

spatny by kspatters February 23, 2009

spanty 

habitually and intentionally leaving typos intact in a message transmitted by electronic means, such as in a mobile phone's text message, or e-mail. Often aided by predictive text technologies such as T9. Being spanty is often done to bewilder the unsuspecting, or for personal amusement.

Molly: I'm going to moth the movie and the library today.

Molly: Of course, by "moth," I meant to type "both," but I left it in there because "moth" is awesome.

Jeff: You're so spanty.

Molly: Yeah, I'm book like that.

spanty by Jeff83 February 11, 2009

spawny 

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

spawny by Paul December 4, 2003

Spanny 

A cross bewteen the words Spanner and Spazzy- both meaning mental head-cases. The word is used in a jokey way between friends when someone does or says something stupid.

Jules: "are the clouds in front of the moon?"
Tom: "are you being serious?! you're such a spanny!! hahaha"

Spanny by YorkeyP June 6, 2007

Sparny 

The combination of being high and drunk at the same time.

"Everyone was so Sparny after the party"

Sparny by AM_DOG August 22, 2016

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

SpattyWank by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

spatty wank 

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

spatty wank by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006