A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.
by kaybutts July 16, 2007
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Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!
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Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
by Gwladys December 30, 2010
Get the sorceress mug.A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.
Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
by Alan Danson November 18, 2011
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Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.
by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021
Get the Throat Sorceress mug.A Sorcerer is someone who is born with Magic. A Sorcerer is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).
by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020
Get the Sorcerer mug.A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.
Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!
by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018
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