sorceress 

A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.

Wow, that sorceress healed Melanie's finger instantly with her magic spell!

sorceress by kaybutts July 16, 2007

Sorceress 

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.

Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!

Sorceress by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

sorceress 

a female priest in the Episcopal or Lutheran church; a heretical violation of apostolic order

Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.

sorceress by Gwladys December 30, 2010

sorceress 

A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.

Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.

Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!

sorceress by Alan Danson November 18, 2011

Throat Sorceress 

A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis

Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.

Throat Sorceress by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021

Sorcerer 

A Sorcerer is someone who is born with Magic. A Sorcerer is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).

The sorcerer is blowing up the castle as we speak.

Sorcerer by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

Sorcerer's Plague 

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.

Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!

Sorcerer's Plague by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018