Example #1:
Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."
Example #2:
On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"
Example #3:
"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."
Example #4:
Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"
Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."
Example #2:
On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"
Example #3:
"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."
Example #4:
Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"
by Skelpolu February 9, 2015
Get the SMOGmug. 'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym
To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble
To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble
'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'
'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'
'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'
by ollyderby February 24, 2008
Get the SMOGmug. A EMT/Paramedic will some times reference their SMOG to ensure they are giving the prescribed amount of medication.
by igjoeigjoem February 28, 2019
Get the SMOGmug. by ylvis1 February 2, 2014
Get the SMOGmug. v. one who has consumed or smoked marijuana or cannabis and is strongly under the influence of marijuana or cannabis.
by SMOGGED OUT- June 4, 2011
Get the SMOGmug. Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.
by weui2347r9 May 5, 2008
Get the smogmug. to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.
I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.
I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.
I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.
by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012
Get the smoggedmug.