SMOG

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"
Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"
by Skelpolu February 09, 2015
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