slawness

the state or condition of being slaw. Slaw meaning useless, trash, and/or sub par.

The SLAWNESS of DC Comic's last movies made Wonder Woman even better by comparison.

by SutterHomePapi June 07, 2017

Slaw

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

by Skizurp June 09, 2003

slaw

adjective used in the description of nouns to imply ignorance

Damn that motha' fucka' is slaw as hell

by Cloud March 23, 2005

Slawed

When you complete something in a very rigorous manner, while instantaneously roaring like the lion that exists loathing inside your manly muscular body of pure German alloy bicarbonate steel.

Dude, I totally just slawed that midterm with my biceps!

John: Dude that guy just bench pressed more than you.
Jordan: wtf, rack them weights right now
... Proceeds to bench press more than other guy
John: dude you totally slawed that bench

by BillionBro June 25, 2014

slaw

S.L.A.W.- slow. lazy. and. weak.

The Detorit Lions are slaw.

by WCWskoal August 26, 2009

slawed

When you break up with a girl during sex and then dump mayonnaise all over her.

I got slawed last night, and then took a long shower.

by Ladygaga1234 December 09, 2013

slaw

SLut - Ass - Whore

A women who jumps in the bed with whoever is available. She doesn't even acknowledge herself as a slut/whore and she keeps it moving. Not to mention she's nowhere near attractive.

When I go out of town, you won't see me with any SLAWS.

by Iddy Helen jr February 04, 2011