An extended break or hiatus from work, school or whoever bothers you, to go rip some turns by means of skis or a snowboard. Derivative of Sabbatical, but without getting paid.
1. Bro! I’m on skibbatical! (another way of saying “I’m unemployed!”)
2. Boss, I'd rather be on skibbatical than do more **** for you! (another way of saying you're soon to be unemployed.)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.