situations
interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.
situations by baits September 22, 2007
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situations
"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."
"situations like these..."
situations by tree September 21, 2004
real life situations
Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.
real life situations by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022
nonchalant in most situations
nonchalant in most situations by AAMMUU June 3, 2023
Ghetto situations
Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.
Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.
Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.
Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
Ghetto situations by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
Thirst Situations
Person 1: Man I swear to God this dude is thirsty
Person 2: yeah he has these thirst situations quite often
Person 2: yeah he has these thirst situations quite often
Thirst Situations by ThiccShady80Mile October 4, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
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