SHITTEXT

Shittext is when you text your friends, co-workers, roomates, family members or any random number to inform them that you are shitting.

Roomate 1 (in bathroom): Send message- SHITTEXT

Roomate 2 (in living room): Recieve message- SHITTEXT

by Denise aka Niecy911 September 27, 2008

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

by Zipdox June 20, 2018

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.

"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.

by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

shittest

When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.

Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.

by innergameP April 23, 2008

Shittertainment

Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.

Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?

by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008

Shittertainment

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014