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Expression of extreme disbelief used by Senator Clay Davis from The Wire.
shiiiit.com
shiiiit by YYC November 22, 2011
Words you can keep
used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.
person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!
shiiiit by Joe Blow November 25, 2004
Emphasized way of saying shit. Used by many in the south.
Shiiiit that's funny right there!
Shiiiit by Undertaker77777 March 11, 2021

Shiiiiiiiiit 

The feeling of disappointment after spending $35 on a ticket to a bad movie and wasting hours of your life.
Dude, I just saw that shiiiiiiiiit and I am not in the mood to do anything for the upcoming 24 hours,knock me out,will ya ?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 

1. A prolonged pronounciation of the curse "shit". Used when something is especially pleasing to hear.

2. Used as a negative response.
1. "I got a new phone!"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

2. "Would you like to go to the movie with me?"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you crazy."
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit by RogueFox February 24, 2005
Shiiiii she hot
Shiiiii by Boi if you high October 13, 2017

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).
{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.
shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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