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shitistics 

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calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Shanatic 

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A hardcore Shahid Kapoor Fan. Shahid is a very Popular Indian Actor. His fans have made special lingo that is deicated to him. like amazing is Shamazing, etc etc
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shamestick 

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A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten
You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!
shamestick by FS SMITH February 19, 2009

Shaqtastic

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Exceedingly superlative; sublime beyond reason.
Shaq Fu is friggin' Shaqtastic.
Shaqtastic by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006

SaraTastic 

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SaraTastic

A guy on a site called RSBot who poses as a girl. He was banned for posting a fake pic and saying it was him. A week later he posted new pics of some ugly chick and said 'she' was insecure.
Pedophile, Pedobear, Trap

Albi describes this monster as : cool story bro

Alabama describes this fucker as : gay, homosexual, faggot

Parker describes him as : troll

Major describes this thing as : Tappable

Pokemans says : worthless troll
Person 1: omgg its SaraTastic!
Person 2: dude.. she has a dick
Person 1: no man! she posted pics!

*3 weeks later* he is banned for posting fake pics and such

Person 1: man! I fapped to a guy, wat da fuck!
SaraTastic by djalabama December 12, 2009

SHANANTICS 

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A cross between SHANANIGANS and ANTICS
" I'm sick and tied of you and your SHANANTICS"
SHANANTICS by Lucas Draper February 21, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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