shag me

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the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

shag me by chicky82 June 17, 2008

Words you can keep

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

would you shag me by Not cup man May 4, 2021

Related Words

shag me • would you shag me • meat shag • The Mexican Hat Shag • shagmeister • shagmelon • Shagments • shagmented • shag • shag band

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

The Mexican Hat Shag by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

meat shag by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

Shagments by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

shagmeister by Robin January 5, 2005

shagmelon

This is simple. Word is self explanatory. A fucking melon that is covered in shag. Used to describe a person with crazy shaped melon of a head with some crazy fucking hair.

He got dat shagmelon

shagmelon by mc unAmit April 16, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026