shag me

the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

by chicky82 June 17, 2008

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

shagmeister

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

by Robin January 5, 2005

shagmelon

This is simple. Word is self explanatory. A fucking melon that is covered in shag. Used to describe a person with crazy shaped melon of a head with some crazy fucking hair.

He got dat shagmelon

by mc unAmit April 16, 2011