SFTMC 

Text messaging acronym.

SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.

SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.

Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.

Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...

SFTMC

SFTMC by Shane C. Gray June 24, 2011

SFTC 

A more discreet, polite way of saying "straight for the cunt".

James : So how did you get on with Julia after we all went home? Go SFTC?

Jack : Man, was she steamy! She goddam ordered me there!

SFTC by The Sage Of Suave January 20, 2016

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.

Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!

SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.

"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2

SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011

sftbcm

Sorry for the broadcast message.

When broadcasting as message using Blackberry Messenger, one will put this after a dumb broadcast. This makes me wonder why they'd broadcast it in the first place.

You owe me the 11th photo in your phone, no matter what it is! Pass this on and see what you get! Warning, this could get funny. sftbcm

Add my girl Montana, she's got a great ass. pin: 275D18DD

sftbcm by motown17 December 4, 2011

SgtMcHammerfist 

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed

SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011

STMC 

Best Southside school all times, best rugby school all times, way too ahead of blackrock, fit lads all over😝

He's in STMC? No wonder why he's that hot!😍

STMC by Yupmichaelsfuckblackrock October 16, 2019