SFTMC

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Text messaging acronym.

SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.

SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.

Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.

Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...

SFTMC

SFTMC by Shane C. Gray June 24, 2011

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SFTC

A more discreet, polite way of saying "straight for the cunt".

James : So how did you get on with Julia after we all went home? Go SFTC?

Jack : Man, was she steamy! She goddam ordered me there!

SFTC by The Sage Of Suave January 20, 2016

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SgtMcHammerfist

The act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.

Girl: Will you buy me and my friend a shot?

SgtMcHammerfist: Sure! *orders three shots. Drinks all three* You just got SgtMcHammerfist'd bitches!

SgtMcHammerfist by Jason Segel November 25, 2011

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SgtMcHammerfist

The act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.

"Dude, I'm so glad we SgtMcHammerfisted those girls"
-Guy 1

"No joke, those bitches only wanted us for the free drinks"
-Guy 2

SgtMcHammerfist by Billsef November 26, 2011

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sftbcm

Sorry for the broadcast message.

When broadcasting as message using Blackberry Messenger, one will put this after a dumb broadcast. This makes me wonder why they'd broadcast it in the first place.

You owe me the 11th photo in your phone, no matter what it is! Pass this on and see what you get! Warning, this could get funny. sftbcm

Add my girl Montana, she's got a great ass. pin: 275D18DD

sftbcm by motown17 December 4, 2011

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SgtMcHammerfist

The act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.

I was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. Immediately they ask us to buy them shots. I finally had the chance of a lifetime, so I bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. The bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. SgtMcHammerfist'ed

SgtMcHammerfist by SgtMcArdman November 26, 2011

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STMC

Best Southside school all times, best rugby school all times, way too ahead of blackrock, fit lads all over😝

He's in STMC? No wonder why he's that hot!😍

STMC by Yupmichaelsfuckblackrock October 16, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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