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SFTM by The real Wig Pusha July 10, 2026
SFTMC
Text messaging acronym.
SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.
SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.
SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.
SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.
Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.
Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...
SFTMC
Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...
SFTMC
SFTMC by Shane C. Gray June 24, 2011
SFTME
SFTME everybody,
Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.
Thanks!
Milton
Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.
Thanks!
Milton
SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013
Word of the Day on November 16, 2015
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026