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Text messaging acronym.

SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.

SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.
Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.

Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...

SFTMC
SFTMC by Shane C. Gray June 24, 2011
Related Words
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SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton
SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004