SFTME 

Sorry For The Mass Email

SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton

SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013

sfme 

Short hand for "sorry for my existence"
Used by husbands who are loyal to their wives.

I don't know what I've done--but sfme.
I don't know why you are mad--but sfme.
SFME!

sfme by jhj0072000 September 7, 2018

SUTME 

SUTME stands for "shut up, tell me everything."

When something basic happens to a friend and you need to know what happened right away. They need to shut up and tell you everything.

Girl 1: "Omgosh, I just started dating this new guy at work named MK."
Girl 2: "SUTME"

SUTME by cammrendamry December 4, 2014

Softmetre 

A unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.

"This pillow is so fluffy!! I reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!"

Softmetre by Alex.co November 18, 2015

SFTMC 

Text messaging acronym.

SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.

SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.

Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.

Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...

SFTMC

SFTMC by Shane C. Gray June 24, 2011

Sfmeeth

A word that can mean literally anything (the F is silent)

Stop being a sfmeeth head.

Sfmeeth by The Sfmeeth Man December 13, 2022

softmeat 

a delicious best friend.
one of whom you express unsaid of affection towards. you must love this person until you die, or get shot, nigga.

dusty is my softmeat. we love each other so much that we have some goddamn hot, steamy intercourse every night.

softmeat by Linda Wong December 9, 2008