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sexually ambiguous
Sexually ambiguous means that they (person/s) are not displaying their sexual orientation. Meaning, it's difficult for others to say with certainty what the sexual orientation of that person is.
sexually ambiguous by ~Ollie~ November 9, 2013
sexually ambiguous
sexually ambiguous by ineedhelp1012 February 22, 2017
Sexually Ambiguous
Sexually Ambiguous by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 26, 2021
sexually afflicted
this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.
someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.
sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013
Sexually Fluid
T “Dude are you gay, straight, or bi?” L “I’m just me, I’m sexually fluid, I just like what I like when I like it” T “That’s cool bruh”
Sexually Fluid by Whynotthis22 December 1, 2017
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH)
STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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