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seaboxing 

going out of your way or clearly acting in an abnormal manner in order to gain attention from a female.
Damn bro, Brian was seaboxing in that group chat.”
seaboxing by Dwayne TR November 4, 2019
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An interface that DJs use in conjunction with turntables or cd decks. This allows DJs to use their laptop/harddrive as their source for music rather than cds or vinyl records.
Music Noob: "Hey look! How come every DJ I see uses a laptop nowadays?"

DJ: "It's not just the laptop, it's Serato! That's what all the real DJs are using for their music."
Serato by DJ Twigz March 15, 2009

strabone 

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
strabone by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

straboobsmus 

noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.
She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.
straboobsmus by Georgie hoops November 10, 2014
An old lady who is overly sexual for her age.
I had this seabox hitting on me at the bar last night
seabox by Bustedgizmo April 9, 2021

seabossin 

Seabossin is the act of lying. Basically another word for lying to somebody or make a dumb excuse.
Guy #1: Dude I just died because my TV's battery came out
Guy #2: Dude stop seabossin
seabossin by 6.9.6.9.6.9 December 7, 2019