An interface that DJs use in conjunction with turntables or cd decks. This allows DJs to use their laptop/harddrive as their source for music rather than cds or vinyl records.
Music Noob: "Hey look! How come every DJ I see uses a laptop nowadays?"
DJ: "It's not just the laptop, it's Serato! That's what all the real DJs are using for their music."
sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.
She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.