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seaboxing 

going out of your way or clearly acting in an abnormal manner in order to gain attention from a female.
“Damn bro, Brian was seaboxing in that group chat.”
seaboxing by Dwayne TR November 4, 2019
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An interface that DJs use in conjunction with turntables or cd decks. This allows DJs to use their laptop/harddrive as their source for music rather than cds or vinyl records.
Music Noob: "Hey look! How come every DJ I see uses a laptop nowadays?"

DJ: "It's not just the laptop, it's Serato! That's what all the real DJs are using for their music."
Serato by DJ Twigz March 15, 2009

strabone 

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
strabone by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

straboobsmus 

noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.
She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.
straboobsmus by Georgie hoops November 10, 2014
An old lady who is overly sexual for her age.
I had this seabox hitting on me at the bar last night
seabox by Bustedgizmo April 9, 2021

seabossin 

Seabossin is the act of lying. Basically another word for lying to somebody or make a dumb excuse.
Guy #1: Dude I just died because my TV's battery came out
Guy #2: Dude stop seabossin
seabossin by 6.9.6.9.6.9 December 7, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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