sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is
woke, he is a
feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.
girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.
only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)
my
dad was such a strabone in the 70s!
that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's
leg.
I need a strabone to keep me warm at
night.