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noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.
She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.
by Georgie hoops November 10, 2014
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