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scrunklepuss 

A word to describe the cutest thing in existence, a very silly word if you use it correctly
“Omg red guy is so scrunklepuss”
“Red guy from dhmis is so scrunklepuss”
“I love my scrunklepuss”
scrunklepuss by Teletubbyballs69 November 28, 2022
The act of squishing a new-born babies soft, malleable head.
"Yo John watch me scrunkle this baby"
"Yo John I'm scrunkling this baby"
"Yo John I just scrunkled that baby"
Scrunkle by ItsPheral March 1, 2023

Skrunklies

Skrunklies are Multiple things that you love, find adorable, cute, or honestly just really enjoy.
"look at my skrunklies, they're so cute!"
"I enjoy hanging out with all of my skrunklies."
"Wow, you must love your skrunklies a whole bunch!"

scrundles 

related to scrundle-with regard to small amount of weed or small buds
any scrundles mate?? "yeah, im on the last of it dude"!
scrundles by Grundy :-] November 2, 2010

Scrunklefuck 

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?
This bastard is a scrunklefuck.
Scrunklefuck by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023
A small, blonde, glasses wearing fiend who has no sex appeal whatsoever and will say no to anything you ask. She appears as though she could just be picked up, scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin. She's the type of person who would sign up to be in a play and do nothing. I'm being serious, she'll do literally nothing. Bitch.
Teacher 1: "Let's give her the part"
Teacher 2: "No she's a total Scrunkle"
Teacher 1: "Oh yeah you're right."
Scrunkle by yourmumsdream May 17, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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