SCHULTEED

WHEN SOMEONE EATS WHATEVER IS AROUND INSTEAD OF GETTING LUNCH

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY GUMMI BEARS?

YOU MUST HAVE GOT SCHULTEED.

by THE DIRTY FUCKING DITCHES March 10, 2012

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Schultenbräued

A Dutch-German practice, where one shaves his treasure trail (A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes) and put it on the pillow of someone else. Often performed at sleepovers. Said to bring good luck to the person sleeping in it.

That's why I never want to fall asleep first, you might get Schultenbräued......

by Vladdy_DaddyXoXo November 14, 2022

the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

by haagenz March 26, 2011

Revenge On Schulte

A local alternative rock band with a new sound from Castle Rock, Colorado.
Vocalist: Ben Hilzer
Guitarist: Chris Battin
Rhythm Guitarist: Andrew Butterz Wilson
Bassist: Ian Kelsall
Drummer: Robert Anderson

Popular Songs of theirs include: It Always Comes In Three, Laugh Away the Pain, and Hot N Cold (A Katy Perry rock cover)

Revenge On Schulte played their first venue at the Hi Dive

Revenge On Schulte's new single hit the top of the charts!

by ROS lovr March 27, 2009

schulzed

past tense of schulzing

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"

by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

by Laser layton October 7, 2014