Schulteing 

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

Schulteing by CB April 18, 2003

Schultenbräued 

A Dutch-German practice, where one shaves his treasure trail (A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes) and put it on the pillow of someone else. Often performed at sleepovers. Said to bring good luck to the person sleeping in it.

That's why I never want to fall asleep first, you might get Schultenbräued......

Schultenbräued by Vladdy_DaddyXoXo November 14, 2022

Schultzing 

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.

Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.

Schultzing by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

schultzing 

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

schultzing by bmut November 25, 2007

shultzing 

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina

Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.

shultzing by TimmyLover March 22, 2010

schulzing 

A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.

We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?

schulzing by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

Joe Schultzing 

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.

1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.

Joe Schultzing by Makeouthill April 20, 2017