by Jono March 27, 2005
Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.
Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
by LordofthePing May 30, 2007
by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001
1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"
2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
by Nate Nasty February 11, 2006
The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.
"You guys fuck or what, bro?"
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."
by David Acetay March 15, 2019
by idotMax August 10, 2021
A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 19, 2009