SCARCRASH 

Road accident resulting from a botoxed, overly enhanced influencer straying infront of traffic whilst pouting towards their phone.

We're sorry to report that reality TV star Sidneee was injured in a scarcrash whilst blindly crossing the A3 whilst chasing the perfect 'look'. No followers have been lost in this incident.

SCARCRASH by FactDeJour November 29, 2021

Sarcrasstic

Sarcrasstic: an adjective used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously sarcastic (the opposite of what you mean, can be an insult but does not have to be… punch up if possible, people!) and crass (could be vulgar, rude and/or asinine).

Pro tip:

Sarcrasstic comments are more effective with a deadpan delivery. Sarcrassm doesn’t have to be unkind.

Examples
1- Friend asking about my date

-“So how was it? Is he hot?”
-me thinking how hard he kittenfished me “yeah bruv. Total fire. Like major BDE. We’re def gonna be FWBs fr fr. W.”
-Damn girl u r sarcrasstic af.

2- Friend gives bestie compliment that bestie knows is meant as compliment but isn’t sure she likes the compliment.

-(friend) “That dress is giving major 1985 vibes. SLAY.”
-(bestie responds sarcrasstically) “Eff you very much.”
3- two lovers
-“I love you madly. God, you’re beautiful.”
-“I hate you very much, too, you hideous monster.”

Sarcrasstic by Sara Smilezalot March 30, 2023

sugarcrash 

Feeling a lack of energy and extreme sleepiness associated with post sugar rush

Fuck, I sugarcrashed about three hours after the 24th snickers bar.

sugarcrash by animalzhu September 6, 2007

Scarcasm

The idea that you use such harsh sarcasm that it emotionally scars or traumatizes the person, hence the Scarcasm

Guy 1: "I told her she was a ugly slob, but she doesn't know i was kidding"

Guy 2: "Thats really cruel scarcasm..."

Scarcasm by Mclovincakes August 29, 2010

Kim CarCrashian 

When someone thinks they look like a hot celebrity and lets everyone know it.... but at best, their the really fugly version, like that celebrity after a car crash.

Source: KC Swimmingly's blog

Girl 1: Everyone says I look like Kim Kardashian...

(waits for people to agree)

Girl 2: Gurlllll..... you do!

Boy: Bitch, maybe if Kim got mangled in a car accident. You look like Kim CarCrashian!!!!!!

Kim CarCrashian by SnogFrog September 14, 2011

sarcashole 

when sarcastic humor goes overboard and into a (no longer amusing) negative rant.

She can be so funny with her bitterness, but on a bad day she comes across as a real sarcashole.

sarcashole by hello miss.quito June 10, 2009

scarcastic 

Mean overly sarcastic comment that deeply hurts people and scars them for life. It may lead them to develop self esteem issues for the rest of their lives and suicidal tendencies.

Dee slapped Mr. F. Patel with a scarcastic comment about his pizza face, and he cried himself to sleep the rest of his life.

scarcastic by Vishal January 29, 2008