Road accident resulting from a botoxed, overly enhanced influencer straying infront of traffic whilst pouting towards their phone.
We're sorry to report that reality TV star Sidneee was injured in a scarcrash whilst blindly crossing the A3 whilst chasing the perfect 'look'. No followers have been lost in this incident.
by FactDeJour November 29, 2021
An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
A naked selfie taken for the explicit purpose of raising ones own flagging celebrity status via social media and acting as click bait to attract coverage in the gutter press.
"I used to be all about the selfie but my agent said I had moved from C to D list so now I'm sharing at least one Bumfie per day. Last week I made The Mail Online"
by FactDeJour April 27, 2016