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A naked selfie taken for the explicit purpose of raising ones own flagging celebrity status via social media and acting as click bait to attract coverage in the gutter press.
"I used to be all about the selfie but my agent said I had moved from C to D list so now I'm sharing at least one Bumfie per day. Last week I made The Mail Online"
by FactDeJour April 26, 2016
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An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
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An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
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