Salesforce

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

Salesforce by Lbbbb June 10, 2013

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Salesforce

An extremely indepth online software system designed to manage accounts for a company dealing with a large volume of sales.

Salesforce in a stupid piece of software

Salesforce by Otis' August 20, 2008

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Salesforce Consultant

Rely Services will provide end-to-end Salesforce Consulting Services to help you fully utilize all of the advantages of the leading global CRM platform. Salesforce applications will transform your company's operations by refining the customer experience. Adopting salesforce applications AND using a Certified Salesforce Consultant enables your organization to enjoy more efficiency and increased ROI.

Salesforce Consultant

Salesforce Consultant by Salesforce-Consultant May 2, 2023

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Salesforce Syndrome

a condition where large swaths of visitors from outside of town become instantly incapable of using critical thinking skills, particularly in public spaces.

That woman standing right in the middle of the sidewalk looking at google maps got salesforce syndrome, like get tf out of the way

Salesforce Syndrome by 0xknny October 15, 2025

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Salesforcey

1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.

• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'

Salesforcey by CommerceDude September 18, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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