SALDYBALLZ

The feeling you get when you feel incredibly stupid for saying and/or doing an action which reflects how retarded you truly are. The person who has called "Saldy Balls" on said stupid person must do a hand motion which includes rubbing your fingers together, like sprinkling salt, and using your bottom hand as if you were rubbing your balls.

Look up "SALDYBALLZ" on facebook to learn the proper hand technique and for more information.

David: dude you're the worst card dealer ever.

Matt Combs: I AM NOT! *drops deck*
David: SALDYBALLZ! *hand motion*

SALDYBALLZ by ManiacKK May 28, 2010

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scaldyballs

When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".

I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.

scaldyballs by Googles January 13, 2004

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saltyballs

A state of your balls being salty

Damn you have saltyballs, have you been working out?

saltyballs by ContentModder September 22, 2020

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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