When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
by Googles January 13, 2004
Get the scaldyballs mug.The feeling you get when you feel incredibly stupid for saying and/or doing an action which reflects how retarded you truly are. The person who has called "Saldy Balls" on said stupid person must do a hand motion which includes rubbing your fingers together, like sprinkling salt, and using your bottom hand as if you were rubbing your balls.
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David: dude you're the worst card dealer ever.
Matt Combs: I AM NOT! *drops deck*
David: SALDYBALLZ! *hand motion*
Matt Combs: I AM NOT! *drops deck*
David: SALDYBALLZ! *hand motion*
by ManiacKK May 28, 2010
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Damn you have saltyballs, have you been working out?
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