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S.W.I.M. 

an acronym for "Sleeps With Men". Your a dumbass if you can't figure out the "I" is in teh word "with" like "S.E.A.L." where as the "S.E." is for "Sea".
Vince and mike went swimming last night.
S.W.I.M. by Shil April 10, 2004

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i 

from the lyrics of "One Last Time"

b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i- But stay with me a minute, I swear I'll make it worth it. The phrase means of telling someone to wait for her and if she's finally good she will do anything to prove that waiting for her is worthy.
"I'm still healing and getting fine, b.s.w.a.m.i.s.i.m.i.w.i once I'm done ily"

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c 

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."
Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me
i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth
Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M
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