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B.S.U.
BULL SHIT UNLIMITED. aka,a compulsive liar. they lie all the time, about anything. if you take careful notes on what they tell you, you can fuck with them unmercifully!like B.S.U. said on April 14th, his "oil money" would be directly deposited in his bank account, but was too broke to buy lunch on the 16th.
B.S.U. by da trick biatch May 4, 2006
Related Words
S.U.B. Sh!t • Sub • C.U.B.S. • d.u.b.s. • H.U.B.S. • N.U.B.S. • P .U .B .S. • R.U.B.S. • T.U.B.S. • I.S.U.B.
H.U.B.S.
Stands for 'Head Up Butt Syndrome.' Common among bosses and general douchebags. Someone who has H.U.B.S. always thinks they are right no matter how wrong they really are.
employee 1: "Nick said the kitchen looked like crap after you cleaned it last night"
employee 2: "Are you kidding, I bleached every inch of that kitchen, it was sparkling."
employee 1: 'Yeah, I know. Nick has an incurable case of H.U.B.S."
employee 2: "Are you kidding, I bleached every inch of that kitchen, it was sparkling."
employee 1: 'Yeah, I know. Nick has an incurable case of H.U.B.S."
H.U.B.S. by farragamo12345 January 18, 2010
d.u.b.s.
D.u.b.s meaning: "dick under belt system". also refered to as simply "dubs", is a erection concelment and supression method used mostly by highschool students. Also you can earn extra points if the head of your penis can be seen above suppression line when your arms are raised
*note* belt can be substituted for the elastic lining of underpants.
*note* belt can be substituted for the elastic lining of underpants.
d.u.b.s. by SamSportinDubs February 3, 2005
T.U.B.S.
Totally Unnecessary Bitch Session - The act of being bitched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.
Something wrong Sarah? Jennifer totally just text T.U.B.S.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.
T.U.B.S. by Convicted010 August 25, 2013
S.U.B. Sh!t
Mike: Man that chick riding nuts
Jay: Yo leave it ma homie
Mike: How can I? Cause she is S.U.B. Sh!t. I don't fuck with her. Lol
Jay: What??
Jay: Yo leave it ma homie
Mike: How can I? Cause she is S.U.B. Sh!t. I don't fuck with her. Lol
Jay: What??
S.U.B. Sh!t by yeSJay3 November 22, 2015
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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