S.L.I.L.F.
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S.L.I.L.F. by nirad January 21, 2009
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S.I.L.F.
Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck
A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.
A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.
"Oh man, that was such a good sandwich I'd basically call that a S.I.L.F."
Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"
Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"
S.I.L.F. by JoJo Martinez October 1, 2006
S.I.L.F.
1. a Sister I'd Love to Fuck
2. the name for a person's hot sister that you would take pleasure in having sex with.
2. the name for a person's hot sister that you would take pleasure in having sex with.
S.I.L.F. by Joseph Drank June 30, 2006
S.I.L.F
Sheep I'd Like to Fuck sheep shagger} - A common welshism/bristolian term, often quoted whilst at the local farmers market.
S.I.L.F by PoL, Gas, Cymraeg. July 3, 2008
S.I.L.F.
S.I.L.F. by A Random a Guy November 5, 2021
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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