Sports Induced Tourettes Syndrome. A disease that inflects many of us in the athletic world.

Pronounced sits, this neurological disorder is characterized by verbal obscenities being produced due to the watching or playing of any particular sporting activity. In beach volleyball the throwing of sand is a common side effect.

Note: Alcohol has been known to escalate the symptoms of the condition.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods