S-Card
A jumper made out of polystyrene beans, crusted together with cum and spit and left to sundry for 2-5 weeks.
S-Card by cumeaterpolystyrene6782178 September 12, 2019
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s card
s card by robertoblanco June 29, 2011
s card
s card by robertoblanco June 28, 2011
to put one's card on the table
to put one's card on the table by Coolest of All May 11, 2017
joker's card
A penis.
It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.
It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.
So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!
joker's card by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010
pulling a joker's card
The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
pulling a joker's card by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010
people's card
In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.
Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"
people's card by hothamwater August 9, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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