5 definitions by robertoblanco

s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Paul: I took Sam's s card. She squirted all over Mike's bed.
Rob: Did it smell?
Paul: Yes

by robertoblanco June 26, 2011

s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

by robertoblanco June 25, 2011

o card

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

by robertoblanco June 25, 2011

cheap rape

Like a cheap date, it is a girl that has a low alcohol tolerance. There for getting her drunk and raping her is cheaper.

That bitch was black out after 5 shots. What a cheap rape!!

by robertoblanco June 26, 2011

family with benefits

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.

"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"

by robertoblanco August 19, 2011