Definitions by robertoblanco

family with benefits 

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.

"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"

family with benefits by robertoblanco August 22, 2011

s card 

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Paul: I took Sam's s card. She squirted all over Mike's bed.
Rob: Did it smell?
Paul: Yes

s card by robertoblanco June 29, 2011

cheap rape 

Like a cheap date, it is a girl that has a low alcohol tolerance. There for getting her drunk and raping her is cheaper.

That bitch was black out after 5 shots. What a cheap rape!!

cheap rape by robertoblanco June 29, 2011

o card 

Giving a girl her first orgasm.

She said that never has happened to her before. Definitely scored an o card last night!

o card by robertoblanco June 28, 2011

s card 

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

s card by robertoblanco June 28, 2011