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S today's D

S, short for suck and D, short for dick. Literally means, to suck on (or off) the male private part belonging to the current day. More commonly, it is an metaphorical expression that defines ones disinterest toward the necessary tasks or obligations (work, school, studying, hw) one must complete in the day afoot. Usually a mental note to self, as opposed to a statement.
Everyday I wake up to my crappy life, with my crappy dead end job, drink a cup of crappy bobo brand coffee and sigh (thinking, time to S today's D)
S today's D by likeascreename? February 28, 2010
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what's today's date 

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

today's day 

The day that today is.
Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro
today's day by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)
I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."
Suck Today's Dick by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia 

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.
Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

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