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S on a D 

The term a drunk girl uses when she wants to suck on your dick in a Taco Bell parking lot.
Drunk girl: "I want to S on a D!"

*sees you chilling in your car at Taco Bell*
Drunk girl: "Hey can I S on your D?"
You: "What's S on a D mean?"
Drunk girl: "Suck on your Dick!"
S on a D by sonadpod January 13, 2016

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world
George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

thicker than hair on a dog's back 

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.
Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

G.O.N.A.D.S. 

G aming
O rdinators
N ational
A ssociation for
D eveloping
S ystems

As seen on the fictional Decline of Video Gaming flash video series. This acronym spells gonads.
"Hi! I'm from G.O.N.A.D.S."
G.O.N.A.D.S. by SpursEngine February 11, 2009

On a Donkey's Left Toe 

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.