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l my b's 

Lick my Balls, usually used when someone upsets you or if you're really weird during sex
Greg: Judah are you mad
Judah: Greg, L my B's
l my b's by Lil Jud April 24, 2006

d my b's 

Short for dip my balls. Often referring to the female's mouth where males suggest they would like to place their testicles.
Look at the hottie... I'd like to d my b's in that.
d my b's by Hung Hero January 17, 2006
Shortened version of "Suck my balls".
You dirty hoe, s my b.
s my b by Taylor and Susanna June 22, 2006

B's On My D 

Short for "bitches on my dick."
"I've got so many B's on my D!"

"My D must be covered in honey because there's B's all over it!"
B's On My D by stewie noodles January 7, 2008

B my T's 

Brush my teeth.

May also be used as: "B your T's," meaning "Brush your teeth."
(1) "I need to go B my T's after eating that pickle & onion sandwich."

(2) "Damn, son, go B your T's. Your breath smells like shit."
B my T's by ilikeboyslol November 6, 2008

B my L on someone's T's 

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.